hat tip
agkelosA Satyre against Reason and Mankindby Rochester
Were I (who to my cost already am
One of those strange, prodigious creatures, man)
A spirit free to choose, for my own share,
What case of flesh and blood I pleased to wear,
I'd be a dog, a monkey or a bear,
Or anything but that vain animal
Who is so proud of being rational.
( The senses are too gross, and he'll contrive... )