KC ([info]kc_anathema) wrote,
@ 2005-03-30 02:37:00
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The Essay Essay
It has come to my attention that some American high schoolers do not know how to write the basic essay, otherwise known as the five paragraph essay. Since your teachers are either too incompetent or too busy dealing with your unruly classmates to adequately educate you, I will in one sitting present to you the five paragraph formula essay which takes them an entire semester to try to explain, from title to conclusion and everything in between.


Rape the Goddess
Popular online fiction, both fanbased and original, seem mired in presenting one aspect of the female. In a case of gender equality going horribly wrong, the angel and the monster have not given way to a more realistic representation of women, but rather the angel has been made the norm and the monster locked even more tightly away until it becomes convenient to drag her out again. Symptomatic of popular culture, this warping of female nature has led to perfectly-positive goddesses, utopian matriarchies and evil witches.


Fight Scene Tutorial
I've noticed that, similar to lemon scenes, some authors have problems (or think they do) with writing action scenes. The two aren't necessarily separate, but we'll go ahead and treat them as such, at least until we hit the fights-leading-to-sex scenes. Now obviously your scenes will depend on your story and your characters, but there are some universals that we can consider.


BDSM Tutorial
So you want to write a bdsm lemon (if you don't know what that means, go back to sucking vanilla). And you want that lemon to be satisfying and accurate (if you don't care about accuracy, go back to sucking abuse fics). You specifically want some bdsm porn that's a good read both in terms of detailed props and yummy sex. Okay, I can help.


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